Kent Brockmann, the character from the Fox TV Simpsons is a news anchor like no other.Rich, middle-aged, over-weight, politically-fascist (he did surrender during a broadcast to the ants from outerspace when Homer broke open the science experiment on the Shuttle) and completely committed to stating the obvious. Get his best quotes and a few others on this link.
Here’s a few of his more interesting ones:
- “Down here at Springfield Mall, a storm-addled crowd seems to have turned its rage on the Leftorium. Surprisingly, people are grabbing things with both hands, suggesting it’s not just southpaws in this rampaging mob.”
- “Top o’ the mornin’ to ye on this gray, drizzly afternoon. Kent O’ Brockman live on Main Street, where today, eveyone is a little bit Irish! Eh-heh, everyone except, of course, for the gays and Italians.”
- “I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: democracy just doesn’t work.”
